Scary + Bad Experience!!!

First of all, I wanna say sorry coz’ I’m gonna use broken English + Manglish + Malay + Sabahan slang in this entry…Please bear with it..^^

The other day kan…

I was surfing at Café KHAR at around 8 something using my damn slow-macam-siput lappy...ALONE…I don’t know where the hell r the people coz nobody there, sitting, studying, or whatsoever, but ME. Then, while I was busy with my lesson plan thingy, suddenly a stranger approached me…

@@#$%&*^ (I didn’t know WhatTH did he said because he was talking in a language which I didn’t really picked up….probably Mandarin if I’m not mistaken. Damn my sepet eyes coz it made a lot of people mistakenly thought that I’m a Chinese. No! I’m pure Dusun laa…)

Then I looked at him with a curious + blur face coz I didn’t even know him (of coz la..dah namanya stranger, bengap!) And I told him that I’m not a Chinese. Then, the conversation began (tida ingat sangat ayat2 macamana but it kinda happened like this…tiada tokok tambah tp ada kurang...keh3) 

Stranger : Jangan takut. Saya tak makan orang.
Me : ???
Stranger : Boleh sy duduk sini tak?
Me : Boleh (dalam hati…ada banyak kerusi kat café ni, so dia boleh duk suka hati dia laa)

Tapi dia pegi pula duduk sebla aku… Aku pula no feeling at first and continue doing my stuff.


Stranger : Student ke?
Me : A’ah (pretending to concentrate on my lappy..)
Stranger : Course ape? Sem brape? Name ape?

Aku pun mula la bengang. Kenapa la org ni tiba2 tanya macam mo soal siasat aku pula..And aku tamba bengang bila dia tanya ni..

Stranger : PNGK brape??
Me : Eh, apesal ko nak tau pula?
Stranger : Bagitau la..
Me : Biasa2 je (looking at my lappy…langsung tak pandang dia)
Stranger : Bagitau la…pandangla saya..pandangla saya..

Dah la org bengang ngan dia, dia suru pula pandang muka dia..Tym tu aku dah mula seram..takut..control perasaan…tengok kiri kanan…nasib baik ada la juga orang lalu lalang sikit…so, perasaan takut tu kurang sikit. Dalam fikiran aku tym tu…gilaa aku mo tengok mata dia..nnt dia pukau aku….soooo…aku tak tengo langsung muka dia..Aku x jawab pun..Tiba2..

Stranger : Kamu suke tak saya pandang?
Me : Sy tak suka kena pandang. Sy tak selesa.
Stranger : Kamu suke kan…Saya suke pandang kamu… 

OMG!!! WHO THE HELL are you??? I was screaming inside…and gelabah pun ada juga..tp aku pun bodoh juga napa x lari cepat2…aku ingat mo teruskan pencarian materials aku untuk class sok..

Stranger : Sebelum kamu habis, sebelum posting, biarlah saya pandang kamu. Saya nak buat kamu happy.
Me : Tak payah pandang la. Sy tak suka! (intonation mula kasar)
Azan berkumandang pula…then sy cakap la..
Me : Azan dah ni. Kamu tak solat ke? (Tujuan nak halau)
Stranger : Nnt habis azan ni saya solat la..Boleh tak?
Me : Apesal tanya sy pula. Suka hati kamu la!
Stranger : Hah, suka hati saya la..(sambil gelak2..sereemmm deh!!) Saya nak tengok kamu pun suka hati saya kan.

Aku suda bersedia untuk angkat kaki bila dia cakap lagi..

Stranger : Kamu suke sy pandang kan…Belum lagi sy SENTUH. 

Aku punya la panas, bengang, seram, gelabah, takut, benci, geram, marah!!!! Semua ada..

Me : Ko jangan macam2 ma saya!! (Keluar bahasa Sabah saya..)
Stranger : Tak..tak..saya tak macam2..blablablabla…takut ke? (suda x dgr pa dia ckp)

Aku ambil lappy, masukkan dalam beg dan trus blah…aku pun x dengar lagi pa orang tu cakap … Lari trus sa balik rumah..Sampai ruma, badan masi shaking, jantung masi bedegup kencang..aku ceta la ngan Oly....and then ceta ngan bf…dia pula lagi la cakap pasal pukau2….tamba la aku takut….He said….i’m lack of self defense…huhuhu…huh!!! AKU JARA!!! Strangers keep on approaching and made me afraid to death..,FUCK OFF!!!

P/S: Just beware girls…some strangers might really come to you and ‘pukau’ you without you realizing it (eh, of coz la we wont realize kan)…Pray for ourselves that we won’t encounter that kind of psycho…

again (for me)… Gosh!!